SeeD419's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Noob Adventures Episode 6]

Why on earth does the character that looks like an old man sound like a 10 year old kid? That really bothered me. I mean...the guy has a white beard for crying out loud. I was thinking in my head it was a character like Gandalf from LOTR. Then I heard him speak...Anyway, the animation and art was fantastic. Everything looked very much like the game. Keep up the good work.

[psychedelic anti-drug PSA]

Too psychedelic to do any research

Now, for the sake of this review, I'm going to assume by 'psychedelic world' you're addressing LSD. Obviously you don't go real into depth about a single drug and so besides the psychedelic reference I have no way of knowing what drug(s) you're even addressing.

A quick Google search that took all of about 5 seconds yields information on LSD related statistics. The first statistic I could find shows that .01% of the American population uses LSD. LSD-related deaths are even harder to find. I could only find 5 and it was unclear whether this was suicide or accidental. So the first problem with this announcement, is that it doesn't need to be announced. That's like making a public service announcement against pouring gasoline in your asshole. I bet less than .01% of the population does that too.

The second problem is that you weren't prepared in the slightest. "Drugs are bad". "People....have died....doing drugs." Drugs? So, any drug? Is the announcement against any drug or just psychedelic drugs? If you're going to make a public service announcement against drugs of all things, you HAVE to have statistics and facts or it just sounds incredibly lame and cliche.

A really well presented PSA against drugs would have clearly listed the drugs that it was referencing, and been backed up by statistics.

Now, on the positive side, the effect you generated is pretty cool and I actually did laugh at this - but only because of how terrible it was. I guess the positive message about learning to animate was nice, but the whole thing was just terribly presented.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.

Pretty good work. The flash is impressive and the epic voice acting is great. I'm honestly really tempted to go play Super PSTW Action RPG to see if that review makes any sense what-so-ever, lol.

Nonetheless, it's a hilarious review, and the re-enactment is priceless. I give it a solid 9/10 for sure.

[My best and last flash]

Bad

Well I appreciate you effort to be humorous, but this is pretty much a failed attempt. The loading screens went on for way to long to even be funny, and it was obvious that it wasn't a real preloader.

If the flash movie after 'retrying' actually had some content I could see the joke I suppose, but the poorly drawn stick man just isn't doing it for me.

The flash lacks a single audio clip at all, either voice acting or music. The majority of the flash is just staring at a fake loading bar and then you get a bittersweet ending with the stickman. To say the least, this could have used a lot of work. A coherent storyline would have been nice, as well as some sound.

-RRC-

Kieran123 responds:

very true. Next time I make a fake loading screen I'll narrate it. Thanks for the help.

[Wolf Link And T Rex]

lol

wtf? I honestly have no idea what I just watched...

It gave me a good laugh though, so thanks for that.

Evilwildthing responds:

Your welcome.

[Produce Prank Day]

Nice toon

Reminds me of like warner brothers cartoons. The animation was actually pretty good here, but the drawings could use some improvement for sure. There didn't really seem to be a lot of depth to the characters, no shading or border at all.

The sound effects were clever and gave it a real cartoon feel, and the tunes were appropriate as well. The errm toon tune.

Overall I'd say the animation was this...animation's strong point. The drawings could use a bit of work and it would have improved it vastly, imo.

Good work overall though, keep it up.

-RRC-

[Windows Vista sucks]

Stupid

Had you done the research you would have learned that Vista is actually faster than W7 in both processing and memory speed. I found eight different benchmarks to support this.

Not only that, but it isn't Vista's fault that your crummy, outdated hardware takes 5 hours to boot up and 17 hours to access the internet. That has nothing to do with your OS.

This is a totally unintelligent creation.

The animation was terrible too.

Flashmaker2010 responds:

I thought the animation was okay.

[.Oh Yeah Gurl.]

lol

I find this thoroughly amusing.

The expanded version of this is terrifying.

[Cute Explosion]

lol

I like how the scientist is like, "thank god that didn't get out" at first, lol.

The animation and drawings are far above average. Really could ask for more in either area. That and it was put to a song that you yourself made that was musically good. Can't really ask for more. No criticism. You are awesome. Keep making flash for the sake of humanity.

10/10

[R.O.C. Ep002]

lmfao

Dude, I have no idea what it takes to create something like this because it's based off some website and all, but it's still fucking funny. Both these episodes gave me a good laugh, and that's all the really matters.

I imagine this was some sort of a 3D animating template? So it's probably not all 100% your work, but I really don't give a shit. It was funny as hell, keep it up.

ninjadezombidetueur responds:

Thanks, all i really want to do is make people laugh. I suck at animation, so i try to do it with my writing.